Best of The Year: Are Smelly Farts A Dealbreaker?

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🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Are smelly farts a dealbreaker? Let’s talk about it.

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.7	Chris, I'm going to give you an early Christmas present here.
0:05.3	Okay.
0:06.1	Because you more than anybody else on the show likes potty humor.
0:09.6	Oh, I love it.
0:10.5	Oh, it's right down your alley, right?
0:12.2	Dude, I get so many people sharing fart videos with me on Instagram.
0:16.5	It's ridiculous.
0:17.7	And everybody share me, all the different animal farts.
0:20.0	I've gotten that one like 20 times.
0:21.7	So I'm good to go.
0:23.6	I think Mo and I share this.
0:25.5	We are not the ones that normally talk about farts.
0:28.3	We don't really like talking about poop at all.
0:31.5	We don't fart in front of our significant others.
0:33.8	Nope.
0:33.9	You know what?
0:34.7	It just takes the intimacy right out of things. Well, there are others that are like, no, tell me about it.
0:39.2	It makes me closer to you, right?
0:40.7	Right, so I got an embarrassing one for you.
0:43.7	So you've heard about these athletic greens?
0:46.3	Oh, yeah.
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