Best of The Year: Abby Wrote Fanfiction For Social Media Producer Rebecca!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 31 December 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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#BertShowFam, you’ve shipped all the members of The Bert Show Fam except one. So, who do you ship Producer Rebecca with? You’re about to find out with Abby’s steamy fanfic!

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0:00.0	Hey, the Bert Show.
0:01.6	Our producer, Rebecca, is worthy of love.
0:05.2	And she is worthy of a relationship with somebody else in this studio.
0:10.8	Yeah, I've been looking for love in all the wrong places,
0:14.5	aka the Bert Show's comment section on Facebook.
0:18.9	That's the last place to look for love.
0:21.6	Yeah, I'm not hurt.
0:23.3	I'm just disappointed.
0:25.6	Am I not sexy?
0:27.2	Am I not tantalizing?
0:29.8	I haven't been shipped by any Bert Show fam in the three years that I've worked here,
0:35.6	and I am the only one.
0:54.4	Literally everybody else on staff has been shipped with somebody else every single person some people weekly I see these comments are you serious oh Kristen and Bert Abby and Mikey Abby and Jackson actually is picking up too you gotta pick one. I need people to stop shipping me
0:58.1	with people with girlfriends.
1:00.4	Let's find a single Burt show member.
1:02.9	Yeah, it doesn't matter your orientation.
1:05.4	It doesn't matter your relationship.
1:06.9	If you have lips and you're on air,
1:08.7	they will ship you.
1:10.1	Except for me. Wait tommy's been shipped
1:12.6	with somebody so Tommy has been said
1:14.6	to have a crush on you god that's right I forgot
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