The Bert Show.

Abby, the things you love or things you hate about dating.

No, no, the things I love about being single.

Love.

So I've been called out on the show many a time about how I'm in a little bit of a desperate phase,

or at least I'm sounding desperate.

So when it comes to dating, I feel like it's a little bit of a roller coaster.

There are moments where I'm like, screw dating.

I don't really care.

I'm going to be boy sober for the next year.

Boy sober.

I think I like this.

And then I go into a valley of like, ooh, these nights is cold.

And these nights.

Nice, nice.

Cold, lonely nights.

And Bumble starts to look like a nice space heater in the frozen tundra and I'm like maybe my soulmate's out there

I just had the suggestion to do it for one week and you couldn't do it you said 30 days it was it

during the most wonderful time of the year where there's Hallmark movies and people are falling in love

I mean geez how long did you last even on the suggestion of 30 days it was like three hours I didn't try

zero leave the studio zero hours got How long did you last even on the suggestion of 30 days? It was like three hours. I didn't try.

Zero. That'd be zero hours.

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