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The Oddcast Podcast

Best of the Oddcast - You’re Suddenly Rich...Do You Turn Into a D-bag? (Airdate 4/10/2023)

The Oddcast Podcast

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy

4.91K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Today's Best of Oddcast - You’re suddenly rich...do you turn into a d-bag? (Airdate 4/10/2023)

If you were to have more money than you could ever spend in a lifetime, would you keep your cool or would you turn into the type of d-bag who's a menace to society?

 

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0:00.0

I've often wondered if I had just more money than I could imagine, what kind of a douchebag would I be? Well, we always have an odd one in the crowd, so it's kind of odd. I'm excitedly odd. Isn't that strike you as a little bit odd? No, it doesn't strike me as a little bit odd. It's the Bob and Sherry Oddcast, with stuff we wouldn't, couldn't, or shouldn't do on the regular show. Now, here's the odd cast.

0:24.0

I like how you acknowledge that you're going to be a douchebag.

0:27.2

But what kind of douchebag?

0:28.7

It's the new one.

0:29.7

There was a car crash in the Swiss Alps involving a Mercedes-Benz C-Class wagon,

0:35.0

a Porsche 9-11 cabriolet and a Bugatti, a Bugatti Shiron, I think it's pronounced. I think it's Cairon. Cairo. Yeah. C-H-I-R-O-N. I think that's Chiron. Cairo. I think that's Chiron. I think that's Chiron. Gagotty-Kiron. And a motorhome also. So four very expensive vehicles. The total value of the cars that were

0:55.4

wrecked, $4 million. And most of that comes from the Bugatti, which was worth at least $3 million.

1:04.7

One car. The police report says the motorhome was driving slowly up a mountain pass and holding up

1:11.6

traffic a little bit the Bugatti driver did not want to wait because he's got a

1:16.8

three million dollar bagadi so he tried to pass the motor home and a bunch of

1:21.8

other cars can you not picture this guy totally he's in that car it real low. It looks like a rocket ship. And he wants to go

1:31.0

up and down this mountain so fast around those curves like James Bond. And he's just sitting there

1:36.8

behind that damn motor home. Well, just as the Bogotty guy took off to pass the other cars,

1:46.9

the Porsche driver had the same idea.

1:53.2

And they collided, hit each other, and then they hit the Mercedes wagon and the motorhome.

1:59.0

Thank God, nobody was killed, but the Mercedes driver had to go to the hospital with injuries.

2:00.8

So here's the thing. This guy is rich enough to have

2:03.1

a $3 million car and you know it's not the only one. And he just wants to drive it as fast as he

2:11.4

can whenever he wants to drive it as fast as he can. That's a douchebag. Would you not agree? Yeah, because that's part of,

2:19.8

part of what makes a person a douchebag if you're wondering, could I be a douchebag? Part of what makes

2:24.8

you a douchebag is your firm conviction that you are the only person whose needs, feelings,

2:31.2

and priorities really matter. And you know what the worst kind of a douchebag is?

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