We were talking about Rob Mojee, my high school buddy.

He now, legend. He's been mentioned on this podcast several times, incredible guy. You know Rob, he's in the golf world, but we were talking about vasectomies. Yeah. So let's get over that real quick. How many kids do you have? You have one kid? I've one, yeah. How many more kids do you want? Man, no more than one more. Really? Yeah. I'm not. I think, but I think it's a product of like, I grew up in a two-kid household. And my wife, she was cool with three because she grew up in a three-kid household. But now she's pretty much on two. I could do just one, I think. But I'm also in like the three and a half. I mean, you're in the three and a half month grind right now where it's like it's just getting a little less hard. So I can see like the light at like, oh, this is really fun. But so many people, I feel like the day you have your kid, they're like, it's a greatest day your life. Like, everything's just like gravy from here.

And it's like, I think you guys forgot about how hard the first month is where you don't sleep like at all. Like not like, like if you got an hour, you're like, oh, man, I feel so good. And it's like you, I think people forget. But now that you get that over that three month hump, I could see having a second one. But right away, people were like, oh, man, like, you know, how many are you going to have?

I'm like, a second one. But right away,

people were like, oh, man, like, you know, how many are you going to have? I'm like, one. One. I'm cool. Like, this is impossible. There's a, uh, you know, Andy Sandberg is a comedian. He was on a, like, a late talk show one time. And he was talking about having a kid. And as, like, your wife is pregnant.

Everyone's like, it's a blessing.

It's going to be the greatest day of your life.

And then once the kid's born,

everyone's like,

welcome to hell.

Like,

they just trick you, like, your wife is pregnant, everyone's like, it's a blessing. It's going to be the greatest day of your life.

And then once the kid's born, everyone's like, welcome to hell.

Like, they just trick you into, like, also getting into hell.

Dude, that first six months, I mean, Willie's coming out.

His daughter's about to be a year.

I got a five-year-old.

Is that a year already?

Ten months, man.

Yeah. I thought you were like in my boat. What, how old was yours three and a half? Almost four, yeah. Almost four months.

You get to that six month mark.

Really like the first six months is like, just keep it alive. Yeah. Like you got to feed it, poop it, make sure it's like breathing at all times. And then like once you get to six months, that's when like the personality really starts to show. Yeah. You get the smiles when you walk in the door type thing.

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