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The best of Holmberg's morning sickness. This is the big red radio.

Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing Superacy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic Marathon that nearly killed its wrong? Herese, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners,

or the time a pope put another pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan

as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually happen,

tune into a conspiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity.

Available wherever you get your podcasts. Remember, history is

dumb, but laughing at it is smart.

And everybody's asking me to you got to talk about the Miss Netherlands universe thing the

Miss Universe of Netherlands is a man you know ladies you've you've phased yourselves

out of this whole deal you kept telling us how you don't need a man you You don't want a man in your life. You could do it yourself. I'm more than just some guy. I don't have to live my life under his identity.

All right. So we started turning into women and now we're doing it better than you evidently because we're winning beauty

pageants and you know women contests.

Well I would agree with you on that but...

Except the this one's not pretty.

But again beauty pageants because women made big fusses about it,

aren't supposed to be about beauty, remember?

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