Best of DLS: Chris Steals Greg's Laptop

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Nothing says New Year's Day like a father and his son arguing over football. In this hour, you will hear one of the maddest Greg has ever gotten at Chris on the air: when Chris barged in and stole his laptop as he was working on his preseason NFL predictions. If we learned one thing this day, it is this: NEVER mess with the sanctity of Greg Cote's NFL predictions if you do not want to face the consequences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.
0:08.0	I've been asking, go ahead and keep typing, don't let us bother.
0:11.3	I didn't know you were starting.
0:12.3	You ended the last segment so well.
0:13.9	The countdown usually is where, oh, you didn't have your headphones on.
0:16.3	Okay.
0:18.5	His team rankings are due today, guys.
0:20.1	He has a deadline.
0:38.8	You could clue me in that we're starting. How high do you have the dolphins? I'm not telling you. They're going to be top, like, oh, my God. I happen to have my rankings open in front of me, but it's top secret information. I bet you I'm at 14. No, it's too high. Like 17. No, he'll be in the top 15.
0:57.4	He would never go against his team that way. You don't think 17 dead? Like, throw people off? There's just no way he's going under the midway point. I guess it would be 16. There's no way. Okay, first of all, the rankings that I have now, which Christopher probably purloined and illegally looked at,
0:55.4	are not the official final rankings.
0:57.7	I'm going to come in there and help you with something.
0:59.3	I'm not going to look at your screen.
1:01.7	No, this is not happening.
1:03.8	I assure you, Tone, I assure you, I promise you that there's no way that he puts the dolphins in the bottom half of the league.
1:11.6	17 is just enough to throw the people off the scent, right?
1:14.6	Oh, there we go. We got a final second.
1:16.6	Oh, no!
1:17.6	They're going to be elbows grabbed!
1:18.6	They're going to be elbows grabbed!
1:20.6	He's furious!
1:21.6	Okay, I'm going to tell Christopher right now,
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