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Happy Saturday, but more importantly, happy birthday, Mike D.

Yes, thank you.

Today is a big day, and Mike D is on my podcast, but not only is he the guest today, it's also his birthday. Turn 31 today. The big 31. Yeah, there's nothing more exciting about turning 31. I think I'm past any exciting birthday anymore. 30 was like it from here on out, like 40 to look forward to. Yeah, I was going to say, I think it's like the decade birthday. It's like 30, 40, 50, 60, the zeros. And I can no longer die young, so that's kind of sad. I think 31 is still very young. I don't know. Do you not feel young anymore? I don't feel young anymore, but I also, I don't feel old yet. Fair, fair. You're like right in that in-between gray area. I feel adult. You feel adult. Yeah, but I don't feel old yet. Do you, do you have any big plans for your birthday? Have you done anything yet? I don't really like my birthday at all. I don't look forward to it. I don't really like doing anything on my birthday. So I like to keep it very low-key. Well, since the same guy for his 30th birthday ran out of movie theater. I still feel like that was low-key, though. It was low-key. It was just going to watch a movie, you hang out in a room. But I think when it comes to my birthday, that's why I don't look forward to it, because I don't like attention in that way. And also like when I was a kid, I never really look forward to my

birthday, mainly because I didn't have friends. So you're hurting my heart right now. I didn't. Like I didn't. I,

like when I was a young kid, like my families would get together and, you know, we'd have that type of thing.

But I never had birthday parties where I invited kids from school. I was also never invited

to birthday parties from kids from school. I think I got invited to one ever and was never

invited again. Oh my gosh, Mike. But I just never look forward to. You don't do anything insulting

to people. I don't

understand. I just grew up not having a whole lot of friends. So when it came to my birthday,

I would often celebrate it like just with my family. I think the saddest birthday ever had was

like my sister was in college. My brother went to like some like music festival festival and it was just me and my mom.

She like took me to Walmart.

Let me pick out something.

And I got pizza from Domino's.

And I think that was the saddest birthday I ever had.

Oh my goodness.

So like I never really look forward to like setting expectations to like my birthday being a fun thing. I just like turning the age,

liking the Facebook post, the people saying happy birthday, and I kind of move on. I mean,

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