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Welcome to the best bits.

This is just the bits.

And I'm so excited for y'all to hear the segments this week because it was a fun one.

Coming in hot at number seven, Lunchbox Red, Bobby's new children's book, Stanley the Dog,

the first day of school, to his kids.

And it was hilariously chaotic and just so lunchbox.

And a lot of you parents out there that are going to hear this will probably relate to what it's like to read a book to your kids. Number seven. You see like they have focus groups, maybe in a TV commercial where they have, Amy, there's a big table and there's all these people sitting around a table and they're like, what do you think about this color or this name? We kind of have that here. Lunchbox read my kid's book, Stanley the Dog, the first day of school, to his kids, right?

Yeah, my two-year-old and my three-year-old. Okay, so you have audio of you doing this? Are you just going to tell me? No, I got audio. I sat him down in their room right before bedtime, and I pulled it out of my backpack because you gave it to me, and I read the title of the book, and my three-year-old had a problem with the concept of the book. It's called Stanley the dog, the first day of school. What do you think?

What do you mean?

Good point. Yeah, man, he's right. I mean, right out the bat, he was just like, he saw the dog in the school bus window, and he was just like, this dog don't go to school?

That's silly.

And he just was like, I don't get it. When I told my, the publisher of the book, I said, here's my idea. They said, dogs don't go to school. The same exact thing. So I get it. Okay, so here's a clip of lunchbox reading my book to his boys.

Today was the first day of school and Stanley really didn't want to go.

That was sick. Get it. Okay, so here's a clip of lunchbox reading my book to his boys. Today was the first day of school and Stanley really didn't want to go.

He dwightled in bed. He dithered over which color to wear. He didn't even touch his breakfast.

Yeah, school bus.

Yeah. I love this.

Yes.

Bye, bye. Yep. Beep, beep, went the bus. Have fun, said Bobby. And with a stumble and a bumble, Stanley trotted off to catch his ride. The close of the bus drew to school. The more Stanley called his stomach turning back. He'd never been to school before. Sounds like the show. Oh my God. Honestly, that sounds like this show.

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