Bert’s Girlfriend Has A Wild Idea For His Birthday Party!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, is Kristen from The Birch Show, and I have a quick favor to ask of you. |
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| 0:16.1 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:17.0 | I really was sure that if I could just postpone this wild thought that my girlfriend |
| 0:23.2 | Amanda had till tomorrow morning, she would realize it's kind of a crazy idea. I don't know what |
| 0:29.2 | I was thinking. And we were just push it down the road a little bit, right? So maybe our sleep |
| 0:35.8 | AIDS had kicked in. And Amanda starts talking about, you know, I've told you guys before, Amanda just loves like themed parties. |
| 0:45.8 | She loves throwing dinner parties. |
| 0:47.8 | She just loves having people. |
| 0:49.1 | She just loves this, which is so out of my comfort zone. |
| 0:52.1 | But she's suggesting parties all the time, right? |
| 0:55.5 | So one night right before we're about to crash, things are nice and quiet. |
| 1:00.0 | And she says, oh my God, I got an idea. |
| 1:02.1 | Like, what's up? |
| 1:03.2 | She's like, well, our birthdays are so close to each other. |
| 1:06.4 | Why don't we just throw like a dueling birthday party? |
| 1:11.5 | Oh my girl, okay. |
| 1:12.9 | A joint birthday party. |
| 1:13.7 | Joint birthday party sounds really fun. |
| 1:18.0 | Well, you say dueling like you guys are going to be competing, but you're doing it in conjunction together. |
| 1:22.9 | I have been totally on out of the joint birthday party. |
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