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Bert's Fiancé's Daughter Elizah Is A New Member Of The Bert Show?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Elizah's Adlib Challenge: Moe's Obsession With Ice Cream + Aliens?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue, but my fiance's seven year olds and I might have come up with a great idea

0:08.1

for the virtue or it might be awful.

0:10.6

Okay.

0:12.2

So as I do every day, my biggest stress I've talked to Kristen about this before is this

0:18.6

schedule of the virtue is on my mind 24 seven 24 seven.

0:24.2

I used to work with a dude in Dallas.

0:25.8

This guy kidcratic.

0:27.0

He would come in here with no schedule at all.

0:29.0

He'd come in three minutes before the show, put two things like just write two things

0:34.2

on a piece of paper and the entire four hour show would be improvised around those two

0:39.0

things.

0:40.0

Wow.

0:41.0

What a gift because that gives me anxiety.

0:43.0

I'll say what gives me anxiety is if I go to sleep and all the slots on the schedule

0:48.8

are not filled, I cannot sleep.

0:52.8

Really?

0:53.8

It's that much for me.

0:54.8

No one really want me to take it over.

0:56.8

I've been doing it 21 years, man.

0:58.6

I'm just I'm ready to give this thing the schedule thing up, right?

1:02.2

But in a lot of times we'll come in here and we'll work around what's on the schedule

1:05.2

anyway.

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