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Bert Needs To Call His Therapist Because He Keeps Saying *THIS*

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We all know Bert is extremely straightforward, with us, with listeners, with his family, and even with himself. A listener and possible therapist noticed something that Bert does that breaks her heart whenever she hears it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

I've used a sentence that has three words in it, like maybe twice over the course of the

0:05.8

last couple of weeks.

0:07.2

And one Bert Show listener heard the saying and is like, wait a minute, wait a minute,

0:13.1

Bert, I ain't mad at you.

0:15.0

I'm just concerned about how you're treating yourself and I'm concerned about the message

0:19.6

that you are sending some Bert Show listeners.

0:21.6

You guys have any idea what that phrase might be?

0:24.8

Hmm, there's so many words.

0:27.8

Three, three words.

0:29.8

Um, I got nothing.

0:31.8

What has he been saying over and over?

0:35.2

It is three words.

0:36.2

Just twice I think I've said it.

0:37.6

Um, maybe three, maybe five.

0:39.6

That's not more great.

0:40.6

That escalated quickly.

0:41.6

And I feel like this is coming from a therapist, man.

0:45.6

So I feel judged.

0:46.6

Do you guys have any friends that are therapists?

0:48.6

No, but I don't feel judged when it comes to therapy.

0:51.4

I feel like if somebody sent you this, I don't think you shouldn't feel judged.

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