Bert Kreischer - Episode 993

Fitzdog Radio

Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Bert Kreischer comes on from his arena tour of the south where we played to 15k people at a time. Crazy.

Intro with comedian Dave Williamson. Plus, a conversation with Mark Smalls.

Follow Bert Kreischer on Instagram @BertKreischer

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0:00.0	I'm sitting here in a green room during the day at the Orlando Magic Arena in Orlando, Florida,
0:16.6	with Dave Williamson, who's a comedian who I've known for 15 years.
0:23.3	Probably, yeah.
0:25.1	The South Florida improv days when I was still there.
0:27.5	I moved out of Florida in 2012 and I definitely worked with you a couple years before that.
0:33.5	Yeah.
0:34.5	So yeah, it has to be close to 15 years, man.
0:36.5	It's crazy.
0:37.5	We're golf buddies.
0:38.8	We are, you know, the comedy club in LA buddies.
0:43.1	And now I feel another level of closeness having shared a tour bus with you.
0:48.5	Yeah, and I'm top-unk and right over you.
0:51.1	So that's even more special.
0:53.4	And the masturbation is extreme.
0:56.5	I have to say, it's almost violent.
0:58.6	And then the crying afterwards, yeah.
1:00.8	I'm sorry about that.
1:02.4	Thanks for letting me throw my tissues down below too, man.
1:05.5	It weirds me out, keeping them in the bunk with me.
1:07.7	It's the thud.
1:08.7	The thud noise that it makes.
1:10.2	I mean, you're getting some protein going in there.
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