Bert Is Hooked On This New TV Show!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2022
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the bird show. |
| 0:01.6 | Kristen sort of ruined my sleep last night. |
| 0:03.7 | I just want to talk about this for just one second. |
| 0:05.6 | Okay, but yeah, I know for the record, I was not in his home. |
| 0:08.5 | They were not in the same bed. |
| 0:11.2 | Not physically. |
| 0:12.0 | Okay. |
| 0:12.5 | You were not in my home, but it was worse in my head. |
| 0:16.1 | Okay, and that's worse. |
| 0:18.2 | Yeah, it is. |
| 0:19.2 | Look, when I go to sleep at night, we have a crazy schedule. |
| 0:22.1 | I've told you guys before, this is not a hard job. |
| 0:24.2 | This is a taxing job. |
| 0:25.6 | Our sleep schedules are messed up all the time. |
| 0:28.2 | Not a morning person. |
| 0:29.3 | So that sleep for me and getting to sleep and staying a sleep is super important. |
| 0:34.7 | So normally what I do at night before I go to sleep to try to wind down is find a |
| 0:40.5 | emotionally neutral television show. |
| 0:43.9 | That's not going to get me too high. |
| 0:45.8 | Not going to get me too low. |
| 0:47.6 | Just going to chill out and then I'm going to go those off. |
| 0:50.9 | Just a little sum in the background. |
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