Bert Has A Curious Caucasian Question After Getting This Question From A Black Listener!

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🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Bert has a curious caucasian question after getting THIS question from a Black member of Bert Show Fam! He’s confused why they would ask *this* question…

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.2	So I've got two messages on Instagram this morning that are making me uneasy about the picture going up at the airport.
0:10.6	So I was at the centennial celebration for the Atlanta airport yesterday, and they've made me one of the ambassadors.
0:16.9	And with that is the honor of having my face on the billboard at the airport when you're coming up
0:22.1	the escalator. One of a bunch of ambassadors that you'll see for about 60 seconds we come up welcoming
0:27.4	people to Atlanta, right? I'm curious. Are there any other responsibilities as a Hartsville Jackson
0:32.6	Airport ambassador? Like, yes, that's the goal was to get your face on that giant screen as we're going up the
0:39.4	escalators to get the baggage claim, but
0:41.1	have they given you any other special duties?
0:43.5	Yes, I have to work at Sabarro.
0:46.0	Once a week.
0:47.6	Bring me a slice.
0:48.6	Could be worse places.
0:49.8	No, I need you.
0:51.3	I need you in the A terminal at
0:53.2	P.F. Chang's, please.
0:54.2	A P.F. Chang's, please. A P.F. Chang's, man.
0:56.6	Mongolian B. Hell yeah.
0:58.5	Every time.
0:59.4	And while you're going to pick up a ship at the terminal B, Antianz, there you go.
1:03.6	Okay, I can do that.
1:05.0	I'm not so much into the carbs, but okay.
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