Bert Finally Did THIS In Front Of His Girlfriend!
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🗓️ 11 September 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the Bird Show. It took me 20-something years, maybe even more than that, but I have finally bought in, right? |
| 0:08.0 | Up until this moment, I really felt in relationships, you know what, sexy is important, and you know what's not sexy? |
| 0:15.4 | Poopy! |
| 0:16.4 | Poopy is not sexy. |
| 0:18.4 | There is some people online that would beg to differ. |
| 0:20.4 | Some people think it's really sexy. |
| 0:24.7 | I guess you're right. |
| 0:25.6 | That is fact. |
| 0:26.6 | In my world, pooping is not sexy. |
| 0:28.8 | I'm with you. |
| 0:30.0 | I think there needs to be some romance. |
| 0:32.1 | I think there needs to be some romance I think there needs to be sexy in a relationship |
| 0:34.8 | so whenever I have been on relationships and you guys know how much I love to travel and |
| 0:39.5 | we travel together anytime I traveled with a woman, when I had to go, I was heading on |
| 0:46.7 | to the hotel lobby, all right? There was stank up the room. There's nothing less romantic than that to me, right? So for years and years and |
| 0:55.8 | years I'm like no no no no no no. I got enough d.m. from you guys and it started to make |
| 1:02.3 | some sense to me. Now I've changed, I'm living |
| 1:05.1 | my life more authentically, at least I feel I am living more authentically. I found a really |
| 1:10.7 | great match who's a very authentic woman also and it's just been it's been |
| 1:16.5 | seamless up until this point instead of welcome to the dark side welcome to the |
| 1:20.7 | brown side here You're the worst. |
| 1:24.0 | You're the worst. |
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