here, Bertia.

All right, Mikey, so word on the street is you're disparaging my name out there.

Let's go, buddy.

Let's go.

This is a heartbreaking little story.

It all happened on Saturday whenever we went out to the bars after your ceremony there.

Yep.

So I decided to hang out with the youth group.

This is at the point whenever everybody else had dropped out. All that's left is myself, my girlfriend, Bert, and his whole crew there. You had four people with you, is that correct? There was Amanda and there was Blake as well. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and then they had a friend that went with us too. Yeah. I didn't know who that guy was.

Yeah, Blake and Amanda's friend.

Okay.

But there were six of us, I think, in the...

Well, so... Okay. Oh, here's where it goes. See, now, Bert's been going on and on about his luxurious Waymo ride. but he's been sure to leave out a very important part,

which is it was my girlfriend's Waymo.

You stole the Waymo?

Let a cook.

All right. Hold on a second. Is this Grand Theft Waymo? It doesn't get much closer. You need to leave right now because you've been so funny. You can't do better than that. It's all downhill from here. The next two hours, you can't do better than that. All right.

So it has been, it's been months now of her, my girlfriend ordering Uber's on her phone and just praying that it ends up being a waymo. Because, you know, like you can't request a waymo. It comes to you by the grace of God. I've been doing the same thing. It's like hitting the lottery. It is. Yeah. So we're in the bar and

okay. We convinced Bert to go to tongue and groove, the club. Yep. We're going to the club.

We've already done two bars and now it's like 12.30, 1 o'clock and Frank the tank is out. He says

tongue and groove and I'm like, let's go. And I go! Poppy is ready. I had very little faith that Bert was actually going to make it to tongue and groove. So I kept on asking him and he's like, wait, you don't think I'm going to go? You don't think I'm going to? And I'm like, all right, you're going then. On my girlfriend's phone pops up away, Mo. I have never seen her so excited. She ran out the door.

She's standing on the curb, giddy, just waiting for the Waymo to pull up. So then I wrangle everyone from

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