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Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

Jimmy, it's Bernie Sanders.

Oh, Senator Sanders. Hello, how you doing?

Life is nothing but a parade of annoyances and irritations.

Ah, I see. Good to hear.

Hey, I understand you sort of got into it with Elon Musk recently.

Yeah, on Twitter, Elon Musk and I had a bit of a tetatet.

A tetatet?

A mild tetatet. But a tetatet just the same.

Over what?

Well, he's the richest man in the world now.

Uh-huh. And he says that he's accumulating all this wealth

so mankind can colonize Mars as some shit,

spread throughout the galaxy, fly around like maniacs, that sort of thing.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

And I said, yet space travels neat, but considering the extreme problems that we have here,

on this planet, it is obscene to hoard wealth for some hypothetical vision of the future.

People cannot pay their rent in this country, and uh-

buck rogues over here isn't lifting a finger to help,

but instead shooting rockets in the space like crazy just to look cool.

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