Berner Phone: Pet Peeves Part One with Des

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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The hotline was blowing up this week because everyone is annoyed about something. We listen to your pet peeves while Hannah and Des’ generational differences are exposed when discussing directions, we advise husbands to stop asking “are you ok?”, and we might have some future stand up comedians on our hands.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner.
0:04.0	And Desbishop.
0:05.0	Thanks for calling the Burner Phone.
0:06.8	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:15.5	What's up guys?
0:16.5	It's another episode of Burner Phone.
0:19.4	This is your girl Hannah Burner featuring Desbishop on the mic.
0:24.5	That's right.
0:25.5	If you hear a heavy breathing, it's not because I've gotten old.
0:29.7	That's because we have a pocket pit bull on my lap right now, foster pit bull Abbey.
0:36.1	She's so in love with Desbishop right now.
0:37.9	She's just watching him just looking, oh, I love my daddy.
0:43.0	Why don't you love your mommy?
0:45.4	She does love you.
0:46.7	You're focusing a little too.
0:48.3	She loves you, but you've just got into this mindset of-
0:51.3	She's trying to steal my man's-
0:52.3	Yeah, even though like we got butter who just like can't function without you.
0:57.2	I know.
0:58.2	You know, it's fine.
0:59.3	When an animal- I'm not an animal's favorite.
1:01.4	I take it like very personally.
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