Hey everybody, welcome to the fifth episode of Love It or Leave It Back in the Closet.

That new theme song was by Graham and Rob. We want to use a new one each week. If you want

to make one, you can send it to hay at Crooked.com and maybe we'll use yours. They have been

so cool. And a reminder, if you're looking for a way to help those in need Crooked's coronavirus

relief fund helps food banks, healthcare workers, restaurant workers, seniors, kids who depend on

school lunches and more, we've crossed $1.2 million in that fund. We're trying to get to 1.5 million.

And you can donate at Crooked.com slash coronavirus. Later in the show, we'll be joined by Emily

Heller, Dr. Joseph Meltzer from the UCLA Medical Center to talk about what it's like in hospitals right

now. We'll play a game with listeners about ads in the age of coronavirus and we'll hear your high

notes. But first, Crooked media went to work from home on March 13th. So we have reached the one

month anniversary of this. If grabbing a single slice of bread and putting peanut butter on it and

folding it in half, not because you're hungry, but because you're bored and then holding that half

of sandwich in your mouth loosely while you grab a soda from the fridge. If that's a treatment for

COVID-19, I am cured. Now in moments like this, we look to those who bring us comfort. You've

already heard his laugh. If we have Guy Brandham on this show, I'm very comfortable because I know

it's going to be a great show. Hi, Guy. Hello. Good to be here. I'm going to ask you a question,

Guy. Are you ready? Yes. How are you holding up? Oh, I'm doing okay. I'm swinging back and forth

between a sense that Jewish paranoia has prepared me for this and then crippling fear that I have a

fever and I'm dying. You know, that pendulum is really keeping me balanced. Well, that's good.

I think a lot of us go to bed with coronavirus and then wake up cured. It seems to happen fairly

often. But I have had one rock during this time, John, and I have to ask you, have you experienced

the Bon Appetite Test Kitchen videos? I saw one, I think, with Michael Shannon. It might have been

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