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Before the break, you said there was a man with a thick base, a thick lower half that would make Phil Sims, even Phil Sims blush, who loves

a football player with a thick lower base. You were going to tell me who it was because you were

impressed. So who is this man with this base? You know, I was blown away by it. You know, yesterday I

had a chance to play

uh golf with uh brian raskona yeah yeah his buddy scott who got on a midnight plane to

italy tonight or yesterday or last night after our round of golf and then silo yeah yeah

silo is huge from the waist down. You didn't realize it?

I didn't realize.

He's got tree trunks for legs.

His calves are bigger, I bet you, than Jerry's thighs.

I know they're bigger than Al's thighs together.

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