All right, here's what's funny.

Or maybe not funny, but interesting.

I recorded the introduction to this podcast for you,

and then I went back, I'm actually going back right now

as you're listening to me, and recording even more,

because what you'll hear in a moment is I was recording

basically all of my sponsors and my discounts

and stuff for you guys before the episode,

and my son was recording with me,

and I was jamming back and forth with my son

about the fact that I thought his mother and I had COVID,

because I was congested, and she was like,

having trouble smelling her coffee and tasting her coffee,

which we're super annoying for her.

So we both went out and got tested,

and we both tested positive for COVID,

then I got some people who came back and said,

well, that test hasn't alarmingly high false positive rate,

but then like six other people that we had been with

that week also tested positive for COVID,

and also were symptomatic in kind of the same way we were,

like just didn't feel well and had the sniffles

...