People say we're the nicest up in the Midwest.

I'd argue that the South is nicer.

I didn't want to, like, get arrested at Bunkies, so I just played dead. Attack. I just couldn't help myself. So I got back on the liquor. I'm not sure if you meant that as a compliment. I know C.K. wouldn't mean it as a compliment. Thanks for reaching out. And he said, calm down. Thank you very much. I'm

I'm You mean it as a compliment. Thanks for reaching out. And he said, calm down. Thank you very much. I miss Sean Kingston. Yeah. You guys really hit it off when we met. I surprised you guys didn't stay more in touch. What's up? What's up? Sean Kingston. Hey, these are the C boys. Cool. What's up? That's probably the most awkward interaction we've ever had. Maybe not ever. With a person of a caliber. He definitely didn't care to meet us. In the locker room with the Civic Center of all places. Yeah. Welcome back to another Ripper episode of Life Wide Open podcast. Good to be here, boys. How you doing? Happy Saturday. Feeling good. Feeling good. Can you talk about Micah, how we almost kill us in the way here? What not? I just went for like a classic, you know, pass and my eyes were deceiving me. So I thought the car that was on the oncoming lane was in the right-hand lane. Because it had red headlights. It's happened before. I don't know. Well, no headlights at all. Oh, I suppose. She's just like, ah. And I'm like, ah, I mean, to the point where I dang near had to cut the guy off that I was. No, sure. I felt like an asshole. You had the Bronco floored?

Floored and it... Good thing you got that Wapta. Yeah, but it still was like bogging almost like, you know how they have the electronic? It's not like a cable anymore. Yeah. I was sketched. I get all hot. Really? Because you almost had a bad on collision. And then you're embarrassed too. Yeah. Because now you're in front of this guy and you're like, oh, I feel like I got to go fast now.

Did you just speed?

Just get out of there.

Who the hell is Steve? And then you're embarrassed too. Because now you're in front of this guy and you're like, oh, I feel like I got to go fast now.

Did you just speed?

Just get out of there?

Who the hell is Steve?

Steve, Steve.

Where's Steve Wood? Where's the asshole? He goes, he lost his first leg driving like that, dude. I just felt bad. Yeah. I was dumb. Well, it's funny because a launder will do that while we're driving. Sometimes it's because of a threat that is within three quarters of a mile away and sometimes it's like she'll just remember something she'll go

and i'll like be driving you know you're kind of get in like a zone right you just like you're just

driving whatever she'll go and then you go uh you like it scares you what what what what what's

happening you like you put yourself on a high alert i feel like it's a it's a female yeah they And then you go, ugh. You like, it scares you. What? What? What's happening?

You like, you put yourself on a high alert.

I feel like it's a female thing. Yeah, they all do that. Yeah, just shriek. Yeah, Greta does that. She closes her eyes and goes, uh, whenever I'm passing somebody. And I'm like, can you relax? Really? You're stressing me out right now, and I'm just passing somebody. And you're a pretty slow driver, too.

Like, I wouldn't say you're too aggressive.

Yeah.

Thank you. I'm not sure if you meant that as a compliment. I know CJ wouldn't mean it as a compliment. It depends on the scenario. Are we trying to get home from the airport after a long day? You're a slow driver and it's annoying. 55 and a 60. You guys might be very appreciative of my slow driving when I have to take over the entire insurance policy for the company. Exactly. It is a positive there. And I always trust you. Somebody's got to drive safe. Someone's got to drive safe around here. I was just thinking about that on my way here, like stuck behind some dude pulling a fish

house and then a couple people behind him. So stuck. A fish house? Wrong season, brother. Yeah. Stuck driving 55 in the 55. And I thought very deeply about how I'm not an angry person. I'm a very happy, happy, optimistic person. If I had, if for some reason they like put a regulation on our cars where we had to drive a speed limit, I would not be as nice of a person.

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