"Bemoaning Lisa" (with Kay Cannon)

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4.6 • 10K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

The Simpsons uses Lisa Simpson as a mouthpiece to defend racism. Jimmy Kimmel and Chelsea Handler come under fire for using homophobic jokes to attack conservatives. Cardi B makes America great. Kay Cannon, director of 'Blockers,' joins Ira, Kara, and Louis to discuss John Hughes films and raunchy teen comedies. Plus, Ira shocks Kara and Louis by professing his love for wrestling.

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0:00.0	And we are back with the 700th episode of Keep It.
0:09.2	Congratulations.
0:10.3	Happy equal pay day on the day we're recording this.
0:13.4	Both of you have to give me all of your money.
0:15.6	That's how it works.
0:17.0	OK.
0:18.3	On Keep It, we pay the white person less.
0:22.0	It's fun though.
0:24.6	Respect.
0:26.3	I'm Ira.
0:27.4	Kara.
0:30.2	With the S's again.
0:31.8	Fucking asses.
0:34.3	Some big things happen this weekend.
0:36.2	I did.
0:36.8	All of them involved in Cardi B.
0:38.8	Can I have a question about her?
0:40.4	How has it taken me 31 years to hear a line like grab my coins like Mario?
0:44.9	I mean, like, she had to invent that for us?
0:47.3	By the way, how did it take me this long to realize that Mario loves money?
0:51.0	That's what that game is about.
0:54.1	Technically, he's saving that princess who is always getting kidnapped.
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