Beltway Bitches Ep. 2 - The Salahi Vineyard of Illusions (RHODC S1E2)

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🗓️ 27 June 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Carey and Lara discuss the terrifying tale dueling vacation homes in Maine, where a wealthy summer resident was driven to poison her neighbor's trees. Then back on RHODC, Tarq treats Michaele to a series of birthday surprises which may or may not be real, Mary's patience for her adult daughter's huge dog is wearing thin. Cat convinces Mary to join her at the Salahi winery for horseback riding. The two are forced to play polo with Tareq, and Michaele, with not a glass of wine in sight. Michaele plans stylist Paul's birthday party; Paul tells her Lynda thinks Michaele is too thin. Cat continues her parade of macro-aggression when Stacie invites the girls to her Aunt Frances's for Sunday dinner. Paul's soirée goes off without a hitch, minus Tareq, and Michaele's unhinged hosting skills. Lynda gets the last laugh when she deftly confronts the Salahis about their web of wine and lies.

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0:00.0	Hello again.
0:03.6	reporting live from the trenches of Los Angeles in what's sure to be a hot hot summer.
0:10.0	Fires are crackling.
0:12.2	The cinderered tinder, kindling. The kindling, the kindling the murky tent to the sky.
0:19.2	It's going to be a kindling summer. I feel it. I know. when I saw just like last weekend I've noticed like who the air quality is shit and it's kind of brown outside and then I saw a side of the highway fire I was like oh that's what the summer is going to be I think it's going to be a summer of plumes
0:36.6	It's going to be a summer of smoke
0:38.8	Summers of asphyxiation. Yeah
0:42.4	But this is why we come here. Yeah, we come here.
0:45.0	We come here.
0:46.0	We live in Hollywood for this magic.
0:48.0	It's beautiful to just soak up the beautiful vibes.
0:52.8	LA is apparently warning people to not go in the ocean here,
0:56.0	because there's bacteria.
0:57.6	Where in the ocean is there bacteria?
0:59.8	Where?
1:00.8	Show it to me. Show it to me.
1:04.0	Um, Santa Monica.
1:06.0	Classic.
1:07.0	Ocean water warnings will remain in effect beginning June 18th until further notice.
1:11.0	Excessive bacteria and debris can seep from
1:13.7	nearby cities, blah, blah, blah. Santa Monica and Venice specifically are like
1:17.8	very dirty. Santa Monica, Topanga, Sweetwater Canyon, Mother's Beach, Malibu Lagoon, Santa Monica Pier, which is I swam
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