Beltway Bitches Ep. 1 - The Declaration of Lyndapendence (RHODC S1E1)

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🗓️ 20 June 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Lara and Carey are back from tour and ready to embark on their new recapping journey, but first they discuss the Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy/JFK Jr. renaissance on social media and the new book documenting their messy-ass marriage, Justin Timberlake's DWI in the Hamptons and the celebrity urge to drive drunk, anti-oil activists defacing Stonehenge, and more. Then Larz and Carz head back to the halcyon days of 2010 America: Obama was in office, the recession was raging, and five ladies took our nation's capital by storm, 11 years before the Insurrection. Yes, we're talking Real Housewives of DC, first and only season. Lynda, Cat, Mary, Stacie, and Michaele converge one freezing winter to try (and fail) to make the District of Columbia look good, and end up making herstory in the process. Episode one introduces Lynda and her beef with Michaele and her husband Tarq, British Cat's questionable behavior towards Stacie, Mary's well-meaning blue-blood drunkard glory, and the Salahi's house of cards. Follow along. It's your patriotic duty...

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