This is the 911 call spot guest with the operator and his deputy staff sergeants, Jack Lona.

Okay, Sam allows me now. Where are you? I'm in the front-off. Well, we did what I saw at Star Shoot.

Oh hi, Lona. Hey. How's it going? Pretty good. Yourself. Thanks for asking. Pretty good. Pretty good. Being being had an incident.

Yeah, I heard a little bit of it and we decided to talk about it on the episode. What happened?

So my brother and sister-in-law have these really cool stools. Like hoops? Yeah, like stool samples.

Lots of colors. It's like a museum. Really have a curated collection. It's pretty nice.

Like elephant done and giraffe done. That's cool. That's a different way to decorate your house.

Yeah, it's crazy. And they have a game called Who's Pooh. And you've got to put your hand in a box and figure out who's it is.

It's a straight diarrhea. The operators. You win and then you know handshakes.

You ever meet people who just have diarrhea all the time? You're like, I think you might be like your nervous or something.

It's always people with high anxiety. Every time I take a dump it's diarrhea. I'm like, go to a doctor. That's you.

I have an interesting story on that. So we went camping this one time.

And my sister and my younger sister brought her friend with us. And the friend's family was sort of a...

They were like very natural kind of people. Very nice. We love them. But you know, just lifestyle was pretty natural.

And we're camping. So they had to do their business. So they go off in the woods together and they separate by an acceptable social distance.

They both had to go at the same time. Well, you know how it goes. It's like, I have to have the bathroom. I'll go with you, Patricia.

They're friends. They're 12 year old girls. I thought you were talking about a couple like a man and a woman for some reason.

No, my sister and her friend. People's periods are synced but their diarrhea is synced.

Girls. Also true. So my sister and her little friend they go off into the woods and they come back and my sister's like, hey, this is really weird.

But could you come check something out? I thought it was an animal or a cat.

Yeah, you grab your scout kit. You're magnifying glass and all that.

The certain type of mushroom it is with your little booklet while that will.

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