There was a runaway train.

Every passenger's nightmare.

Breaks failed in a sharp turn just a mile ahead.

And a waltz screamed out that set off the panic.

People opening windows, shouting and crying except one couple.

Sitting across from each other, the gentleman in the black suit winked at the woman in the

red heels.

He stood slowly, smiled, reaching out his hand to her and whispered in her ear.

Bamos a man!

The passenger sat back down as the man hurled toward the steep turn.

People were laughing now and clapping in time.

As the talented couple world up and down the aisle, the old train came off the wheels

around the corner.

The train set all back onto the tracks, to the cheers of all that continued on its way.

Then I said,

Baby, my beautiful Mahogana,

the train is hard to go and too fast to stop.

Hey everybody, welcome to 90 day fiance Craig, Craig.

I'm Kim and I want some steak.

Moo cow, steak, moo.

You said moo, not moo.

I'm Kyle.

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