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🗓️ 3 January 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to 90 Day Piance Cray Cray and Kyle. I just wanted to let you know |
0:13.8 | this mosque is just really opening my chakras. It's like I'm feeling all tingly. All that's |
0:19.6 | missing is just some crystals or something. Excellent, excellent. I'm Kyle and I'm your |
0:24.6 | number one Asian man. I had so many alternate openers because there were so many fucking lines |
0:33.3 | this episode. So I my second one was I'm not begging. I'm not a thirsty ass bitch. And |
0:40.0 | then I have Kyle. Could you give me your recipe for moon water? Kyle, if I asked you to help |
0:45.4 | me with my sexy Naruto wig at 5 a.m. Would you help me or tell me to fuck off because that |
0:50.4 | is too goddamn early. It's it's also too early to have Asian style clothes and a sword as |
0:59.8 | well. Oh my gosh. Kim, it's fun. Don't worry about me being on the ranch. I like going |
1:06.8 | to the zoo sometimes. It's just a small part. I like animals. It's don't worry about it. |
1:18.2 | I really don't think Johnny understands that ranch life is like an all in type of thing. |
1:25.0 | I think it's kind of it's unlike look if they're going to eventually own the ranch. It is |
1:30.6 | not going to be a weekend fun time with horse situation. That's not like that. Serious. |
1:37.2 | That's wake up at 4 a.m. literally every day and not for Naruto wig for cow shit for |
1:43.5 | cow shit and feeding pigs. If I was seriously if I were your roommate and I asked you to |
1:48.2 | help me with my Naruto wig at 4 a.m. Would you move out? Oh my god. How many times would |
1:57.5 | it have to happen? One time she does not look impressed by this entire idea nor the circumstances. |
2:07.5 | Just having a camera crew in the house at 4 a.m. alone I think would be enough for me |
2:12.3 | to move the fuck out. But then being I mean she looks bewildered by this request. Like |
2:20.2 | what? She's like oh god it's too early for this but the truth is it's never it's never |
2:25.9 | the right time. It's never the right time for a Naruto wig but I'm a man but I'm a man |
2:34.4 | who becomes a woman with clouds over chit and I look I've never watched I've never watched |
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