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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Ugh, our girl Buffy still cannot get over that fuckboy Parker Abrams! In an attempt to drown her sorrows, she turns to many MANY pints of beer with her new asshole “friends” at the pub where Xander has picked up bartending. But of course, shit always gets weird in Hellmouth — Buffy starts speaking in monosyllabic sentences and stealing sandwiches out of her classmate’s hand. So naturally, it’s up to Xander and Giles to step in and help figure out wtf she’s doing. Meanwhile, Oz and Willow deal with their own Veruca-related problems.

Rewatch, listen & laugh as Ash gives Buffy advice on how to get over Parker, we cave and admit that Xander looks hot, and we talk about the socioeconomic beer of our dreams! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery App to listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.4	McWeenie is blindfolding Malibu Barbie and shoves her hand into those skinned grapes in a bowl.
0:24.2	He is so tiny!
0:26.6	Jump jabbing you into the fucking Kuiper belt, you constipated bitch blossom.
0:32.0	There's plenty of eyebrows on campus.
0:34.0	Everyone's got two.
0:35.0	Anya's like, huh, some fuck shit is afoot, y'all.
0:39.0	They're edging you at this point.
0:40.0	Dear God, what the fuck are you guys on today? And she's like,
0:44.0	like, fuck are you guys on today.
0:43.5	She's like, fuck, there's no moon though, what the fuck's going on?
0:46.8	Everyone leave.
0:47.5	Burn the place down.
0:48.7	The perils of unhealthy infatuation.
0:50.9	Thoseabs, I get the post-depression from that. That is such zaddy behavior. She's like, is it a date? Are we dating? Now you have hepatitis, Buffy. Like, what the fuck? Like, bloodborne pathogens.
1:01.0	Uh, can we just have... bloodboard pathogens.
1:08.0	Uh, can we just have a moment to shout out our girly pop Meredith? She's one of the producer U C's on this show and she is, what did you say earlier the most valuable super cutter
1:15.1	she put together that super cutter and it ruled it was one of the best ones that we've
1:19.5	yeah it ended on blood-borne pathogens.
1:22.5	Like that's a great super gun.
1:24.0	How do you argue that?
1:25.0	So MVS to Meredith this week and all weeks.
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