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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	I've rolled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.5	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:05.7	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
0:10.1	Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.
0:13.9	With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.
0:18.1	We're open to all.
0:19.6	Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors.
0:22.6	So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible.
0:26.7	The Open University.
0:28.2	The future is open.
0:30.0	Hey!
0:31.0	I'm on tour!
0:33.2	He's on tour.
0:34.1	I'm on tour.
0:35.2	I'm doing some dates.
0:36.3	I'm going to be at Tempe. I'm going to be in Brea. I'm doing a bunch of casino runs in Southern California. I'm doing the Borgana in Atlantic City. I'm going all over the place. Go to Andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsantino.com. Say Andrewsantino. Andrewsantino.com's type of day tickets. Go to the tickets. At San Francisco, I'm coming to you two. I'm going all over, Andrewsantino.com. Say Andrewsantino. Andrewsantino.com. To take the tickets. Go to the tickets. San Francisco. I'm coming to you too. I'm going all over. Andrew Santino. You two are these two idiots. White dude. I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. So I gave you $100 to go to WeeSpot. Why? Because you're sleeping in the studio. Because your apartment, there's some sort of disaster happening. There's lead in the walls. Yeah. How do you even know that, dude? What do you, Superman? I didn't. Can you see through the walls at home? Wait, can Superman see through lead or he can't? X-ray vision. He can't see through lead, I don't think, though. What do you mean? He can see that there's lead in the walls.
1:11.2	That's what I'm saying.
1:11.8	Yeah.
1:12.1	Yeah. Superman see through lead or he can't X-ray vision. He can't see through lead I don't think though.
1:27.8	What do you mean?
1:28.0	He can see that there's lead
1:29.2	in the walls.
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