Next time on Dear Alice, since we're talking about beds today, what would you never sleep in?

Both of you.

I'm going to say, waterbed.

Yes.

Who is that? Oh, no, it's okay. Technology. I'm going to say waterbed. A couple of reasons.

A little bit of like live trauma when I was a kid. I, my mom and stepdad had a waterbed.

I dumped all of my pennies that were in my Batman piggy bank into this like

onto the bed so I could I don't know bounce on it watch the pen I don't know you want to film your own music video I was doing something fun I like it I ended up popping the bladder that's part of the issues

the mattress is called a bladder yeah it's a bladder And then now thinking of it logically just if you're

sleeping with your significant other and then they like want to turn over you're

riding the wave in the middle of the night if you'd like to or not and

it's like how the hell would that why who thought this was a good idea you know what's

interesting too they went away and they've never come back which most things in life are kind of a cycle.

Yeah, that just tells you it was a bad idea.

That was a dead end.

Also my parents, my parents also had a waterbed, a waterbed.

And what's so funny about the waterbed is they would have the headboard was a series of cubbies that were like they have slider doors on them and so

That was that was your nightstand.

You didn't need nightstands because of the cubbies behind the headboard.

Well, how do you lean up in bed at night?

You know?

Yeah.

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