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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Becoming a Sugar Daddy

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Chris celebrates his one year anniversary with Booger, rants about Fortune 500 company bad behavior, divulges family secrets, calls out Kanye West, deals with Twitter trolls, gives props to a caller for pushing through tragedy and getting a degree, gets scarred by horrific fish stories, and learns how to become a sugar baby. Get Surfshark VPN: https://surfshark.deals/klemens (use code KLEMENS for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE) Donate to: Angel City Pits http://www.angelcitypits.org/ Support Ukraine: https://ukrainewar.carrd.co/ https://docs.google.com/document/d/15eTsCgyH8T3OJSka3UFnw5-XgMu40E74d6Sqg4IxRHw/mobilebasic https://www.wfp.org/stories/world-food-programme-set-assist-thousands-refugees-ukraine Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:44.7

So we just quit and become an ASMR podcast. Is that a thing? Oh, and I can do the by-noral

0:52.7

recording.

0:54.7

This is so dangerous.

0:57.7

I'll be here next week.

0:59.7

Are we? Why does it happen every fucking time? Hey, everybody. How? Sorry, we're take

1:05.9

to. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens. The podcast that I am straight

1:11.4

up doing with an hour and a half asleep on a write-out. Don't I look gorgeous? No, I

1:15.6

don't. If you want to catch every episode of Unhinged with Chris Clemens, be sure to subscribe

1:20.8

wherever you listen to podcasts that Spotify Apple Music. Or, no, I guess that's literally

1:25.4

Apple Podcast Chris. Good start. And then I have video episodes up on my YouTube channel,

1:31.0

youtube.com slash Chris. Be sure to rate and review. That helps me out tons. Oh, and I'm

1:36.3

just realizing that we forgot the shout out for this episode. It's been a, guys, I don't

1:41.7

know what is going on with this week. It is the week of, what is today the 18th? So then

1:46.8

like, subtract five to 13th. It's the week of March 13th. And I don't know what the fuck

1:51.7

is going on. Have you guys had a weird week? It's just like felt like 10 years long and

2:00.1

insufferable. Maybe it's because of daylight savings.

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