Hello, listener. Hello, little listener. I love that I'm talking to you right now. Isn't that so funny?

A lot of you guys have been writing in in ways that I haven't seen in a while. It's so nice. I've been,

you know, getting your cards and stuff like that. It shows and thank you for saying hi. I'm so glad

you're still enjoying the pod. And if you're new, welcome. Um, this week we have a really old friend of mine, uh, Emily Wilson. She just taped an

amazing special of her award nominated best fringe show fixed. It's about her time as a child on the X Factor. And that might ring a few bells for you

because she actually talked about this very, very funny story from the X Factor the last time she was on.

So go back and check that episode out. But this time, now she's married and we get into preserving

her bisexuality or not preserving her bisexuality.

And we also talk about like the hypocrisy of how quickly people move into marriages,

but we all make fun of lesbians, straight marriages.

Yes.

We're all making fun of lesbians who you haul.

We kind of get into all those conversations and it's just really funny.

It's just a really funny episode and Maddie's out six. So Lizzie

Cassidy, whom you guys loved, I will say the episode with her was a little underviewed. I don't know

what was going on that week. I don't know if you looked and you were like, well, that's not a femme

influencer that I love. Fuck you. Lizzie is one of the funniest people I've ever heard and that's why we

knew we had to have her back to co-host. Kylie's out of town. Maddie is under the weather. So we

have Lizzie here today and she's wonderful. So say some nice things. Go follow her. Okay. And have a good week, you guys. Listener, this episode is brought

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