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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2015

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Greg preaches poetry, pyramids and the Pointer Sisters.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:22.5

I'm a true story.

0:23.5

I'm sent all of our letters.

0:26.5

Native indigenous people living outside and all manner of Hollywood activities going

0:31.5

on here tonight.

0:32.5

Once again, we convened to join hearts and minds and hope to find some solace in each other's

0:36.9

company and of course some cheap knob gags and pot shots at right where's along the way.

0:42.1

I have swad tonight and then to hand it out earlier.

0:45.3

I'm going to hand it out now.

0:46.5

A couple of gentlemen that I really love.

0:49.3

By the way, if you're listening out in Proofcast Land and you're a child, this is an awesome

0:52.8

time to get out of Lexicon or at the Soros or any tiny dinosaur that you can get near you.

0:58.3

You're going to need it tonight.

1:01.3

Not because my vocabulary is so dazzling.

1:03.3

It's just going to be something to read during the parts you don't understand.

1:08.3

And if you're an adult, this is an awesome time to straighten the fuck up and fly right.

1:14.3

I'm joking, of course.

1:15.3

Do whatever you like.

1:17.3

I'm often on a show that Chris Hardwick hosts to his gentleman in the scholar and a wonderful

1:22.5

comedian and playwright and a leading lady of the theater in America.

1:27.3

There's really not anything that Chris Hardwick has accomplished in his short career as a gymnast.

1:32.3

And the thing is, he's been lovely to me.

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