This is Let's Talk to Lucy starring Lucille Ball.

A very warm welcome to you all.

I'm Gary Morton, and now let's talk to Lucy.

Hi, this is Lucy, and we have with us today Gertrude Giershift,

and Amber Lipscott, and Eve Goodwin, and Mrs. Carstairs, and Betty Betty Rubble and Blanche Morton and Mrs. Atterbury

and Pearl Bodine. But maybe you all know her best as Kate Bradley, who runs the hotel at Pettycoat

Junction, Miss B. B. B.in. Hello, Lucy. Hi, B.

B.

is known affectionately to me as B. Benedetta redidda-detta.

B-Garle, how come you never changed your name?

Surely someone must have suggested it all these years.

Oh, Lucy, they sure did.

That name's been the bane of my existence.

But you know something when I finally got a

starring role in Pedico Junction? I achieved the thrill of my life. What was that? First

morning I got there, I had a parking space. Your own parking space. With my name on it. Misspelled.

Oh, B, you're kidding. No.

Oh, not after all that.

Be ben-a-da-da-deta-detta.

Well, as you know, the old saying in show business, so long as they spell your name right, it just can't apply to you.

No, it can't.

But so long as they mention your name, I guess it's good.

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