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What's up you extremely large and tiny buttholes?

You know who this is. This is Toby and I'm taking over the intro to this podcast.

I'm sitting on our bus in Atlanta and Matt's over here passed out and I was like screw it.

I'm gonna take this thing over right now.

So I got a couple things to say to y'all right now we got the classic crime pre-order.

You can get it today at BadChristian.com and you know what you're gonna get a signed CD and T-shirt.

Did you hear what I said? You buttholes. A signed CD and T-shirt. Do not miss out on that.

And also guess what else you can do. Right now Emory is still on tour for the rest of this week.

We're gonna be going through Florida. We're gonna end in Charleston, South Carolina.

You guys have got to come out to these shows. We want to see you come out bring your friends and you know what else you can bring.

You're a big old booty buttholes because this is Toby and we want you guys to come out.

What? Oh and guess what else?

Come out to the shows. We want to see you guys and now coming up is Dan from the band.

Jarza Clay. I remember seeing that when I was just a little little nothing.

A little young kid screaming my heart out singing those songs like flood.

He's coming up. He says some controversial and interesting things.

You do not want to miss out. But as for now guess what you're about to hear.

Three of the best most entertaining men you've ever known in your life.

Matt, Joey and of course me.

So here we go guys. Let's do it.

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