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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

God and friends discuss election night and the aftermath so far. The panel has a good laugh at how Trump (and his cult) are losing their minds as they begin to realize their defeat is imminent. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Godpot. I'm your host of host, the good lord of the most, the one and only
0:07.4	Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
0:13.6	I'm here today with the God Squad.
0:15.9	What's up God Squad?
0:17.0	Hey Dad.
0:18.0	Also joining us today for our election rapid reaction pod.
0:22.0	It's not as rapidly reacting as other pods but
0:24.5	damn it I'm glad we waited because there's more news now okay and with us today is a
0:29.5	patron of the God pod. Um, Ken. Oh, hello. Right, can I call you Ken? Sure, sure. Oh, right. Everybody else is
0:37.9	using their first names. So let's just stick with that because, you know, I could call you your your your
0:44.3	alias or digital but come on yeah it's okay I'd rather go with Ken and a kid no
0:49.4	penis envy anyway okay all right let's. I missed what that was about, but I something about penis
0:57.0	envy. Right, speaking of that, Donald Trump. Let's dive in, the goddamn news. You'll notice that we've tossed out the playbook today of going to
1:09.4	You'll notice that we've tossed out the playbook today of going through, you know, rotely reading headlines.
1:16.7	It's 4 o'clock on a Wednesday, depending on what part of the planet you're on.
1:23.4	And basically how it looks right now is that Biden is gonna fucking wait.
1:28.1	Hey, let's hope so.
1:30.2	Yes.
1:31.4	He's going. Knock on wood to appease the tree gods because you know they interfere with electoral politics a lot.
1:39.0	I know you don't listen to prayers or anything like that but I'm throwing one up for
1:43.2	for Biden right now so he'll listen to yours I hope so yeah you're a patron and
1:48.3	and just threw a little shade I believe when he said I know you don't listen to prayer.
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