Hello everyone, welcome back to another week here in American politics, as interpreted by

the damage report. And every week two things happen. One, we get to roll the dice and hope

that everything's better than it was last week. That hasn't actually ever happened. But what

has regularly happened on Monday is the return of Francesca Fierran Teney. Francesca, how's it going?

Good, interpretation. That just makes me want to do like a dance, like everything is like

you've got the cool lights in the background for it. I can remember.

Yeah, I'm ready. I've got puppets here. I just live here.

Oh, puppets. Anyway, random factoid related to puppets. I recently watched for getting Sarah

Marshall again, one of my all-time favorite comedies. And did you know that the puppet show that he

does in that? He actually wrote the full thing, yuky years before. That's what you're going to

learn today. Nothing else, just that. Anyway, Francesca, I'm glad to have you here for two reasons.

One, one, one, be going to do an awesome hour of news talking about the attempt to cancel

Maxine Waters, the corporate tax rate. We've got some yoga in here. And who's so crazy that OAN

had to cut their video? So we've got that. That should be fun. The second thing though,

is that every Monday we do a top 10 list. And we've got one crafted for Francesca this week. So

we're going to be doing our top 10 favorite comedians of all time. And the difficult thing about

that, as I'm sure your experiencing is choosing them because there's so many that deserve to be on

the list, Francesca. Just five. I only get five apparently. But you're self on the list.

Now you could totally do more than five times. I was going to just put myself five times.

And then Smoore's pop tarts. No, it's going to be number five,

a bituation from number four, a news pro. Number three, that episode of Bernie,

I'm not going to say, it would be awesome. You just listed my Twitter bio is basically like that

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