Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/29/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!

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0:00.0	No gloss, no filter.
0:03.1	Just stories.
0:04.8	Spoken without fear.
0:06.5	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:09.4	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:14.3	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,
0:18.5	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.2	Come for the honesty.
0:24.9	Stay for the fire.
0:29.6	Two hopeless daters.
0:31.3	One dating app that dares you to swipe right.
0:33.5	The question is, whose love life is more tragic?
0:36.1	It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:38.9	It is the dating game show that's not afraid to tell a woman.
0:43.1	I'll pick your nose if you pick mine.
0:45.4	Ew.
0:46.0	It's Battle of the Tinder dates.
0:48.6	Wait, I got to go first.
0:49.7	Where two of our listeners go head to head to figure out whose love life is the most tragic.
0:54.4	We'll go over the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants.
0:58.7	In this corner, his dating bio lets you know up front, he's extra small in all the right places.
1:05.8	That's why the ladies call him Leprecon John.
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