Battle of the Tinder Dates (3/4/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters. One dating app that dares you to swipe right. The question is, whose love life is more tragic. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:10.4	It's the dating game show that just published a self-help book titled A Million Fun Places to Put Your Finger.
0:17.9	Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head to head
0:22.6	to figure out whose love life is the most
0:24.6	tragic. We'll go over the rules in just
0:26.6	a second, but first let's meet today's
0:28.5	contestants. In this corner,
0:31.1	some people like to bring chocolate
0:32.4	syrup into the bedroom, but he
0:34.4	prefers a bottle of hot sauce.
0:36.7	That's why they call him Tappatio Leo.
0:41.0	Hey, what's up?
0:42.9	He was shaking it really hard to get enough out, though, you know?
0:46.6	That would hurt.
0:47.3	I can't imagine.
0:48.1	It hurts so good.
0:49.0	You're right, Jose.
0:49.9	And in the other corner, he'll offer to draw you like one of his French girls using crayons and the children's menu at Applebee's.
0:57.0	Say hello to Tracen Mason.
1:00.0	What's going on, everybody.
1:03.0	Oh, yeah.
1:04.0	He's a romantic, you can tell.
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