Battle of the Tinder Dates (2/18/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters.
0:02.4	One dating app that dares you to swipe right.
0:04.6	The question is whose love life is more tragic.
0:07.2	It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:10.0	It's the dating game show that just filed a restraining order against itself for being too dang sexy.
0:17.1	Get away for me.
0:19.4	It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head to head to find out whose dating life is the most tragic.
0:25.8	We're going to explain the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants.
0:31.0	In this corner, she was banned from the Louvre after challenging the Mona Lisa to a strip staring contest and lost.
0:38.7	Oh no.
0:39.6	That's why they call her Art Valerie Gallery.
0:43.3	All right.
0:44.1	Art Gallery Valerie.
0:45.5	Yeah, sure.
0:46.1	Whatever one works.
0:47.7	It works.
0:47.7	She's not allowed back.
0:49.1	And in the other corner, her secret turn-on is when a guy regurgitates inflammatory political opinions.
0:55.9	He just read off of Facebook.
0:57.7	Wow.
0:58.4	That's a turn-on.
0:59.6	You're the one person?
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