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Ladies, hello!

How are you folks? Welcome to the Big 30 show on a filthy Tuesday here, you know what I'm saying?

Tarzan was one of our earliest swingers. Did he ever actually marry Jane?

Well, if he didn't, you know what that makes, boy.

Just thought of throwing it out there, folks, you know what I'm saying? I'm in a good mood today.

I gave myself a hand job.

Kiss my ass!

Otherwise, not as masturbation. I liked her further as the naked chokehold.

Don't be the money!

Yeah, shut up. How gay is Tom Cruise? I like to be that gay.

That's all you hear. Really? I'd give fucking $40 to all the sniffest thumb. How about that?

Don't forget, if you baseball fans, red symbol, you can tell I had pizza at about midnight.

That fucking oven's gonna be a problem, I'm telling you. Holy Christ.

I took more pizzas out of it last week than if you were working like abdominals as a fucking driver.

Red Sox Yankees tonight, one game. Doesn't get any better in baseball than that.

Scary thing is they swept us the last time we faced him. But anyways, just make a note.

And, you know, put on a point after that. It's a good night.

Let's get to the show, shall we?

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