Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

If you're having classical problems, I feel bad for your son.

Barcelona have played four this season and they've lost none.

Real Madrid had a lead and could have closed it up,

but now it looks like they'll lose the league along with both Spanish Cups.

In the Premier League, there were sorry displays

from Spurs and Man United, while Southampton had their record-breaking low point tally righted.

In Italy, just a point separates the top two teams, and in Germany, Harry Kane got to act out

his trophy, lifting dreams. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, it's your friend, it's my friend, it's

Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Ryan Bailey. They've also got 99 goals and Lemini Amal has one to continue your rhyme scheme, because my goodness, do Barcelona score a lot of goals. Don't always defend a lot, but man, do they score some goals? Yeah, Hansi Flick was are, um, it's 90-something goals, isn't it? They've scored at this point. I don't know. That would,

that makes that rhyme even better because I was just trying to, Yeah, Hansie Flick was... It's 90-something goals, isn't it? They've scored at this point.

I don't know. That makes that rhyme even better, because I was just trying to find it on the fly. I think it's 95 off the top of my head, something like that. And Hansi Flick was asked about this, and he said, yeah, it's really stressful. It's really, you know, it's quite fraught the way we play. the way we play. It's like, yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah, we know. You're doing it to yourself, Hansi.

Only we could find the guy who did this. We're all looking. We see wearing a banana suit saying we must find whoever did this, because if so, credit to him. Indeed. Graham Ruthven, how are you? Good weekend? Yes, very good weekend. I did not expect Ryan Bailey and to be rapping JZ lyrics at the top of the show that was not on my bingo card

are you going to Yes, very good weekend. I did not expect Ryan Bailey to be rapping Jay-Z lyrics at the top of the show.

That was not on my bingo card. Have you got anything more? You got a line from Big Pimpin for me?

Wait, Jay-Z, that was an original creation I put up there. That must be coincidental.

It is completely coincidental. Yeah, I mean, Ed Schedon's been using that excuse in court for years, so you can use it as well.

Ooh, Spice from Graham, Ed Shear and Spice. I like it. Joe Lowry. How are you, sir? I'm great. Yeah, I think we need to work on a rapper name for Ryan. I don't feel confident enough in any of my ideas. Lil Rai guy, his daughter's already came up with it.

Oh, of course.

And we get that picture as the album cover as well.

Sold.

Oh, I thought we were already came up with it. Oh, of course. And we get that picture as the album cover as well.

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