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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

Toucher and Rich, presented by Fandall Sportsbook

on the Sportscom. Hey, we are Toucher and Rich, and Fred, I don't know if you, if anything, the one thing you could say about our show is that we care about our listeners, and we listen to you.

We definitely listen.

So before we move on to this next segment, I first want to apologize to our guest that's coming on at 820, Mr. Mike Gorman, because the last time he came on, we led into it with almost this exact same segment.

But sometimes you don't plan on things.

It's just there is a public demand.

And in this case, it's a public demand for justice.

The sheer volume of submissions we got this week with one particular instance,

they said, you know what, when something needs to be adjudicated,

you guys are the only ones that can do it.

John, grab a wig, baby.

It's time for an emergency session of Fart Cops.

All right.

I got the gavel.

That's all I mean.

All right.

All right. I got the gamble. That's all I mean. All right. All right.

All right.

It is Fart Court.

This was sent to me.

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