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All Up Innes

Baltimore Kicker: Bless His Heart

All Up Innes

Josh Innes

News, Comedy, Sports, Entertainment News

2.4526 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

I understand the kicker has one job. I understand the kicker didn't do his job. That said, the first thing I thought when Tyler Loop missed the kick last night was "Bless His Heart". I truly felt dreadful for the guy. How do you ever recover from that?

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0:37.4

a Billy boy. Oh God. Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cases and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelawares. Hello everybody. It's the All Up in this podcast show. Glad you guys listen. Glad you guys tell your friends about it. Please continue to do so because you guys are awesome and I love you and it would be

1:10.8

great if you would continue to be awesome and give me reasons to love you and I'll do my best to give you reasons to love me. I don't believe that our love is unconditional. It can be lost, right? We can lose love for people, right? We can, you know, someone could do something that causes us to lose the love that we have for them and I don't want to lose your love tonight and I don't want

1:30.2

you to lose us to lose the love that we have for them. And I don't want to lose your love tonight. And I don't want, you know, you to lose your love for me. Good. Okay. I'm glad we're on the same page. Now, let's start here. And we got a lot of stuff to get into, obviously. The Texans playoff stuff, the Eagles, people are ripping on the Eagles for sitting the starters and all that. And I'm sure there's some WIP related thing that we can look at for that

1:48.7

because I'm sure half the people on the station think that it was dumb to rest of the starters.

1:53.1

And the other people said, yes, that's right, because they have all their takes mapped out

1:57.1

hours in advance so they can just fight with each other. But let's do this. We will start here with last night's game, the last game of the season, which turned out to be an epic game, a game that had no business being an epic game, but turned out to be an epic game, a game that I should have won a lot of money on, but because the dipshit kicker missed the winning kick, I didn't win a lot of money on it. So shit happens. What do you want from me?

2:18.5

Let's play some commercials and let's hear from Tyler Loop.

2:22.5

Tyler Loop is the goat today and not the greatest of all time, but just, you know, the goat.

2:28.0

Like the goat, the way that we used to refer to the goat before the acronym goat.

2:32.7

We'll do that after these words.

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