Balls
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2013
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Please, gentlemen, direct crew. |
| 0:20.8 | I remember, I remember you long ago! |
| 0:25.1 | Right, right! |
| 0:27.4 | I went to a theater! |
| 0:29.1 | And I saw the cool and the gang show. Hollywood, swing and Hollywood, swing and Hollywood, swing and once again |
| 0:39.3 | The smartest man in the world broadcast takes to the ether here from the Celuvius confines of the Cerulean Cerece world that is also red |
| 0:46.7 | It is |
| 0:47.9 | Mucho Rojo here at all times at the Fabulous Bar Louvich here in West Hollywood across from the Pleasure Chest where we are currently enjoying |
| 0:56.2 | Manuary ladies and gentlemen |
| 1:00.1 | Fistuary is but a short some many days away and we're still basking in the post retroactive glow of all the events that have happened in the last week |
| 1:11.8 | Chiefly, of course that black Jesus was sworn in and not uncle hairdo. We all |
| 1:17.8 | Read the collective siverly |
| 1:20.1 | He may be an asshole, but he's our asshole. God damn it. And we win this time and yeah, that's right |
| 1:26.2 | They had it on a Sunday then they had it on a Monday and there was all these confusing rules and he was sworn in and a private ceremony |
| 1:32.0 | Like we were a communist country in the furtive dead of night and shit like that and then John Banner had to swear in fucking lesbians and female combat veterans |
| 1:39.2 | It was so awesome |
| 1:41.7 | Muslims and shit it was like a walking nightmare for John Banner the whole time all the recalters of Republicans who wouldn't vote for him came up |
| 1:49.0 | One after the next to fucking get sworn in and he had to go |
| 1:51.7 | Yeah |
| 1:54.6 | Good week |
| 1:57.6 | Good week in that regard. I'm gonna touch on something and I'm not gonna hit it too hard because I realized one |
| 2:02.0 | We're in Los Angeles, which of course by its very nature means that if I'm not talking about you and something you're doing |
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