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i like the list it's a really good list i mean i'm just out here speaking facts that's true i'm not

going to lie on our names or our faces or our brain. I'll lie on my

brain. Like I am different, we've got lots of different kinds of intelligence. I was going to say,

you can't measure, I mean, you can measure intelligence, but, um, okay, the school would beg to differ.

But yeah, there's different types of intelligence. So when I was a kid and like you, people used to be like, if you could be any animal, what would you be? I always said to duck because I was like, I want to be able to like swim and fly. And I thought it was a genius answer until I was like 15 when someone's like, you know, people eat duck, right? And I was like, what? And they're like, yeah, people like hunt duck. And like, that's like one of the biggest things that like people hunt for sport. And I had no idea. And I was like, fuck that. I don't want to live my life in fear. But I, when I tell you, I was obsessed with penguins, I saw March with Penguins something 15 times in theaters.

And I was like inconsolable just sobbing. Like I was a penguin girly. Like that was me. No, seriously, I was too. I used to write like all my papers when we had to do like research projects that we got to pick. Then I would write all my papers on penguins.

Oh, yeah. I think about that a lot where I was thinking about, like, teachers.

And I was like, damn, I would love to talk to some of my old teachers to be like,

what did you think was wrong with me?

Because, like, I used to write papers on some shit that I'm like, this kid, like, definitely.

I wrote an entire research paper on children with terminal illnesses.

Like, I'm sorry.

Who, fourth grade me?

Like, this is a little sketchy.

And my teachers was like, okay.

And then the next one I wrote on, I wrote like a 32 page research paper on like the Titanic.

And everybody else wrote on like happy things. And else wrote on like happy things and I wrote

on like a mass tragedy and I'm like what the fuck were my teachers thinking were they I like wonder

if they went to bed and I just like concerned about my well-being I had some interesting ones as

well I had one where I mean they're not as deep and dark as yours, but I

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