BAES 59: IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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They're not even HIDING it anymore. The devil is real, and the devil is here. And "THEY" (you know who we're talking about) are working with him to let us know that the end times are near. Oh also we're talking about da markets, earnings week on some big big big names, the AI names telegraphing some weakness, and Tesla's...totally insane earnings call last week. Folks, it's an absolutely jam-packed episode and it's all for you. Leave a comment to be featured as the comment of the week next week! And also, like this video, please! Thank you! Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode and to support the show! :) __ AURA: Stop data brokers from exposing your personal information! Go to our sponsor https://aura.com/BAES to get a 14-day free trial and see how much of YOUR data is being sold. ZBIOTICS: Stock up on pre-alcohol now! Go to https://zbiotics.com/BAES to get 15% off your first order when you use BAES at checkout. If you're unsatisfied for any reason, they'll refund your money, no questions asked. MOOMOO: Click this link https://j.moomoo.com/BAES to get up to 15 free stocks from moomoo U.S when you make a qualified deposit + earn 5.1% APY on uninvested cash + an additional 3% APY Coupon for 3 months for new users!! Terms & Conditions Apply. 5.1% APY as of 11/3/23 and subject to change. More info at https://www.moomoo.com/us/support/topic4_410 Options trading is risky and not appropriate for everyone. Read the Options Disclosure Document before trading. http://j.us.moomoo.com/00xBBz ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://rocketmoney.com/baes __ This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, we got it. We're all sorted out.
0:03.0	Welcome back to another riveting episode of the Ben and Emile show, episode 59.
0:09.0	Boy, we got a real doozy. We're talking...
0:12.0	What are you doing? what are you doing already if you're being this is exactly what I need today actually so that's really
0:18.5	Why why is it be flirty and catty all you want I I really want it. I'm serious you want to be flirty yes I want you to do is that why you wore your little sexy shirt I
0:28.3	Listen I've been getting a lot of feedback positive feedback about the shirts shirts and I didn't know we were doing cool shirts I would have worn a cool
0:36.0	story I bought this and all my other cool shirts in like 2019 at the cool short store. At a cool shirt store now out of business and they
0:45.3	out of business.
0:46.3	I know I'm joking but they they've just been sitting in my closet.
0:51.4	I never wear I never because I don't have any I'm just
0:54.6	comfortable in t-shirts and I don't know I just was the problem is though they're a bit a
1:01.6	few seasons ago and as we were walking in here I heard I heard it to you guys walking by and they go
1:06.9	oh it was that guy wearing 2019's collection? Thank God I'm not in that realm of the fashion world of seasons.
1:14.3	The purple shirt to a dance birthday party.
1:17.0	The purple shirt?
1:18.0	Yeah, dude.
1:19.0	Oh, the purple t-shirt.
1:20.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21.0	Yeah, my purple shirt.
1:22.0	And you said, fuck the Banks shirt. Yeah, yeah.
1:25.1	Anyway, everybody's just be nice to me this week.
1:27.8	Are you all right?
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