BAES 58: The coup against Joe Biden

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

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5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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You really gotta hand it to the democrats. They'll fully take a piss on your head and tell you it's raining. And they'll enjoy it, too! In this week's episode we're dissecting and rejoicing Joe Biden's dropping out of the race, and entertaining the very valid conspiracy theories therein. Plus, we're covering our favorite moments from the RNC shitshow. It's a good week for BAES. Leave a comment to be featured as the comment of the week next week! And also, like this video, please! Thank you! Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode and to support the show! :) __ CHUBBIES: Show us those GAMS, boys! We look good in Chubbies and you should too. Get 20% off your order with promo code BAES at checkout at https://chubbiesshorts.com MANDO: Control body odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter park (that's over 40% off) with promo code BAES at https://shopmando.com ! MOOMOO: Click this link https://j.moomoo.com/BAES to get up to 15 free stocks from moomoo U.S when you make a qualified deposit + earn 5.1% APY on uninvested cash + an additional 3% APY Coupon for 3 months for new users!! Terms & Conditions Apply. 5.1% APY as of 11/3/23 and subject to change. More info at https://www.moomoo.com/us/support/topic4_410 Options trading is risky and not appropriate for everyone. Read the Options Disclosure Document before trading. http://j.us.moomoo.com/00xBBz FACTOR: Head to https://factormeals.com/baes50 and use code "baes50" to get 50% OFF YOUR FIRST BOX PLUS 20% OFF YOUR NEXT MONTH! You can't beat that, folks. __ We hired a fetish artist HERE: https://youtu.be/kjT7zmtnuB8 Last week's episode HERE: https://youtu.be/iWcns1ICDVM Watch the latest Ben & Emil On HERE: https://youtu.be/ZgLZQZ8oeQI This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore TIMESTAMPS: 0:00-8:40 Intro, comment of the week, assassination 8:40-18:00 Biden steps down + conspiracy 18:00-29:00 What happens next with Kamala, hypocrisy, Aaron Sorkin 29:00-39:00 Dems vs GOP, Pelosi pulling strings, Trump nicknames 39:00-1:02:00 All about the RNC! 1:02:00-1:11:11 Crowdstrike outage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And we're going to fire it off with this sound, the sound of a...
0:08.0	Yeah, it's funny I was...
0:10.0	Ooh!
0:12.0	Look, I was looking at a thing with the with the Olympic
0:17.3	Jesus Christ you were looking at a thing with the Olympics with the Olympic outfits, what is going on?
0:24.0	I'm licking the Diet Coke off the can.
0:26.0	Did I just splatter this everywhere?
0:28.0	Go on.
0:29.0	You were looking at a thing with the Olympics?
0:31.0	And it was in French.
0:32.0	Oh, man. Who understands who understands that well that's the thing they had the they had the different they had the different countries uniforms and I generally I genuinely couldn't tell what some of the countries were.
0:44.0	But the Czech Republic really gave me trouble.
0:48.0	Why?
0:49.0	Because it's just T, C, H, I don't even know, Q, you, E, I?
0:56.5	Oh, it's written in Czech?
0:58.0	In French.
0:59.1	Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00.7	You know who had a killer uniforms is Mongolia.
1:04.3	Yeah, everyone's talking about the Mongolia.
1:05.9	Everybody's talking about the Mongolia.
1:07.5	Ralph Lauren really does kill it every year for America, though.
1:10.8	They're kind of cool.
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